- Anti Joke

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

ewrg

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.