- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome