What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

No

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Women's professional sports

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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