- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anyone can post anything.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

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