What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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