- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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