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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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