What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Refridgerator.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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12 in general

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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