What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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