- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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