What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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