- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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