- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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