A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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I have a horse.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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