Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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