- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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