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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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