What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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