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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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