- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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