- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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