- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How old are you? 7

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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