- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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