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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Tony Romo

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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