YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Yellow People !!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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