- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What does? 42

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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