What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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