- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

every cloud has a silver lining

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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