How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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