Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

I had a submarine.... once

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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