Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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