Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

steven hawking walks into a bar

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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