- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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