- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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