- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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