- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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