Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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women's rights.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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