knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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My jeans

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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My mom

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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