- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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