- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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