A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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dat shoe shine tho

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's one plus one? two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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