Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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The New York Giants

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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