- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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