- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Women's Rights

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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