- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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