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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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