Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

David Cameron

What comes after 69? 70

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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