What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

David Cameron

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What comes after 69? 70

cory

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

snowglobe

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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