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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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