- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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