- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is white and long? A New York winter

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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