- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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