- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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