- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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