Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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