Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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