If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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