- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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