Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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batman has diarrhea

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Anti Joke

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