- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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