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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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