- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Alchohol.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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