What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Your adopted.....

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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