- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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