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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Knock, knock. Come in.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

An anti-joke

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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