What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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