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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why am I writing this...im bored

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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