- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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