- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

i hate non minorities!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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