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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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