Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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