- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How old is victor? Half past dead

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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