A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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