- Anti Joke

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!