- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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