what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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