Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

HEY!

white or wheat? wheat please.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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