- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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