What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Justin Bieber.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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