- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

White men's rights

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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