- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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