What is stupid and looks like you? You.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why am I writing this...im bored

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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