- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.