how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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