- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I writing this...im bored

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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