If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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