why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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