- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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