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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Robin get in the batmobile!

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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