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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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