Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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