- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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