- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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