What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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