Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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