How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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I love you

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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