Want to hear a joke? Obama

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

13 =B you just learned something

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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