- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why did the blue berry cross the road

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Women.

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