- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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