Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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