- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A guy walks into a bar

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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