- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

ure mama's so fat

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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