- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

i am a dino. RAWR.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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