- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"