Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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