- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

human centipede

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

I? Everett

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.