What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Guest what in the butt

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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