- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why didn't he finish his

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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