Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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