- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.