Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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field day?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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