- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

You having friends.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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