How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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field day?

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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