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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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