- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

You having friends.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(