whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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