- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

womens rights.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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