- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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