Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what's black and can't swim?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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