- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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