An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Weaner

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Japan

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

My spelling is horrible

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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