Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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