- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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