My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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