- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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