Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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womens rights.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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