- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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