I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A man did not like this site

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Knock knock Come in

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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it was all Tagart

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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