- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.