- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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