- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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