- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Barack Obama.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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