What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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