What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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