- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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