Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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