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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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