- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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