There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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i'm hard

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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