- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

My spelling is horrible

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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