- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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