- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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