- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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