- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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