What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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The New York Giants

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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