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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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