did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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