Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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