Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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