- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Yes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.