What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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