- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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