- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

knock knock? come in

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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