- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!