- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A gay man watches football.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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