What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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