A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

women's rights.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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