Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Neither did she.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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