oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

okay so theres this guy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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