- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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