roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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12 in general

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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