A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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