Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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