Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Knock knock. Its open.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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