- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

im @ work, LOL.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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