Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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