- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Knock knock. Its open.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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