Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

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